October 15, 2018
Global Handwashing Day

BIRTHDAYS

P.G. Wodehouse 1881
Mario Puzo 1920
Ed McBain 1926

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*10/10/18 Breathe: And make time for yourself. UK.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Lightning strikes men more often than women.
— November National Geographic KiDS

Elephants are afraid of something even smaller than mice – honeybees.
— December Animal Tales

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

WEREWOLF BITES BIGFOOT – TURNS HIM INTO A WERESQUATCH!

BLACK CAT WALKS UNDER A LADDER ON FRIDAY THE 13^th – DELAWARE DISAPPEARS!

1^st GRADER SENT HOME FROM SCHOOL AFTER BRINGING A SACK OF DEAD RATS FOR SHOW & TELL

STUDENT WITCH FLUNKS SPELLING

HOUSE THAT USED TO BE HAUNTED NOW HASN’T A GHOST OF A GHOST

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Ghouls like demons because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Dägsen Katz